So, basically, I lived Somewhere Over the Rainbow this past week. Like, literally. No joking around…
Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Way up high
There’s a land that I’ve heard of
Once in a lullaby
Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue
And the dreams that you dare to dream,
Really do come true.
Side note… I dreamt I was eating a bag of Halloween oreos… and unfortunately that really did come true! :P
Somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds fly
Birds fly over the rainbow
Why then, oh why can’t I?
If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow
Why, oh why can’t I
So, basically y’all can just call me Dorothy or Toto or the Tin-Man from here on out. I’m just saying.
Meanwhile, I nearly got eaten by a duck the other day. It’s a miracle I’m alive to tell the story.
For those who don’t enjoy watching 1 minute of a duck drinking dirty sidewalk crack water, skip to the end.
Also, there was this… my new most favoritest dessert in the universe!
Could that BE any more beautiful? It’s an upside down peach cake with homemade peach ice cream and fancy fruit smears (I’m sure they don’t call them fruit smears because that sounds disgusting… but I am a redneck and it’s better than calling them fruit stains.) Carry on.
Lastly… someone needs to come and whap me upside the head so that I can eat less crap! It would be much appreciated!