It is Friday and I know that you are all anticipating my post so you can make up your Saturday grocery lists! What’s that you say, my head won’t fit through the door? Inflation these days. For we calorizing folks, I’ve taken on quite the burden… I try new calorizing foods so you don’t have to. You can thank me later… I accept checks, Visa, Mastercard, and money orders. Pats on the back are not acceptable!
My new food this week was VitaTops Vitamuffin Vitalicious Vita… who knows what they’re called… let’s just all agree that they are little brown discs with chocolate chips pressed into the top. These are also vitasucktastic… I mean… let’s call a brown disc a brown disc here, but I mean that in only the nicest way possible. All that vita-thesearethebestthingsintheworld writing on the box probably got to my head.
First of all… let’s face it… I am a chocolate connoisseur… I’ve eaten enough chocolate in my 32 years to put the cocoa bean companies head honcho’s children and their children’s children through college at Harvard. I’ve also squandered a small fortune (LOL!!!) adding chocolate fat to my thighs. I know me some chocolate… newsflash… this ain’t chocolate!! It looks like chocolate… it kind of tastes like chocolate… but it ain’t chocolate. Just trust me on this. The duck ain’t quacking! I guess I might be being overly dramatic… these are fine if you’re looking for something for 100 calories that sort of resembles a brown disc, but I’d much rather go for the real thing and eat a bit less of it. Vitacrap… I give you 3 stars out of 10! Never, EVER masquerade as chocolate around my house, suckers!
Question of the Day: Has anyone tried these? There are different flavors… are any of those good?
Have a fabulous weekend, y’all! See you all again on Mondee… thanks for reading!