GIVEAWAY NOW CLOSED!!
So, I have a new secret lover… shhhhhhhh… don’t tell anyone. Personally, I think that it’s the perfect brand of secret lover… A) It never sasses back… 2) It lets me do all the talking… and C) It never yells at me after I’ve bit it’s head off during “friendly woman hormone hoarding” week. That’s my kind of pal… I tell you what! They’re called Chip’Ins and are made by this newish company named, Popcorn Indiana. Basically, Chip’Ins are popcorn flattened out by a bulldozer and fashioned into the shape of a potato chip by little gremlins wearing recycled Lady Gaga outfits… and oh my laws they are tasty! Okay… so I lied about the gremelins and the Gaga outfittage… but the popcorn chips thing is totally the truth.
They were handing out samples (during free sample lunch) at Sam’s Club the other week. The sample gremelin lady kept going on and on and on about how this was a limited time offer and that they wouldn’t be selling them forever and blah, blah, blah, blahblahblahblah! So, of course I panicked and bought approximately 67 cases of the stuff! Yes, I’m fully aware that that was a ploy to get people to buy the product… and yes, I’m fully aware that if the company isn’t stupid, they wouldn’t be pulling their product out of stores willy nilly. But, I’m also as gullible as a guppy… and on the off chance that the world is to crumble into pieces tomorrow morning, at least I have my lifetime supply of Chip’Ins! I genuinely feel sorry for the rest of you!
My mother offended me the other day when I made her try them and her reply when I asked how awesome they were was… “Eh…” Eh… EH!?!?! What are you, heartless!?!? Here I was going on and on and on about them and she can’t even muster a full word!? Eh… my rear pancreas! But, I also made my sister, brother-in-law, and dad try them and they all really liked them (maybe not dad, but that would probably be because there was no ‘Rare Steak with Oozing Blood and a Bell Around It’s Neck’ flavor).
So, here’s the deal. Since y’all have been awesomitis readers, I aim to give away one of my 72 packages of chip’ins (and no it’s not because I ran out of places to store them… okay, maybe it is). Just because I’m in a giving mood and I want to help build up your crumbling earth food storage. For the calorizers, here are the facts:
Calories: 130 for 18 chips Fat: 4 grams Fiber: 1 gram
And just because you probably need a drink to wash that down with (and I bought the mega lifetime supply of these drinks too), I’m throwing in a bottle of Fuze Slenderize…
No, I am not related to Mr. Popcorn Indiana, nor do I live in Indiana and make Fuze drinks out of my basement crack house on the side. I’m just a gullible psycho shopper with no place to store things. By the by… for those of you who don’t win and still want to try the Chip’Ins… aside from Sam’s, they also sell them at Wal-Mart in the chip aisle (SANITIZE your shopping cart handles, people!) Not that I would know or anything… and not like I didn’t just go there yesterday and buy 2 more bags to add to my collection.
There are 2 ways to enter and you can have up to 2 entries.
1. You can post a reply on this here topic introducing* yourself to me (I don’t care if we’ve already been introduced… introduce yourself again!)
2. You can go to the Facebook page link on the side of this blog, like the page, and then post on the wall introducing* yourself to me.
*Introducing yourself means tell me your name (first is fine, I ain’t from the Witness Protection Program) and how you found my blog.
I will pick the winner by random draw on Monday and then you can get your shipping information to me! By the by… this giveaway is only for US and Canada addresses… sorry further away friends… I still love you, but you live FAR!! FREE stuff is totes the coolest. Also… bring on the end of the world… I’m fully stocked and ready! 😛
Note: Have a great weekend, friends! Thank you for reading and for taking the time to comment… as another heads up, I do reply to your comments (most of the time), so don’t think you are talking to yourself!