For royal purposes, I really think they meant to say gettest pumpedest! I missed my flight to England for the royal wedding, so Russia will have to do… either that or Prince William didn’t want me stepping foot on British soil. No matter… I have me a nice pair of binoculars and I aim to give you all updates throughout the night. These are the updates no one ever talks about… the toilet paper in the official Loo… over or under? The palace drunk… underwear or no underwear? Westminster Abbey… is it really an Abbey? All the things that we here in the US have been dying to know since the news people here have hardly EVER talked about this wedding… It’s not like for the last month and a half straight we haven’t had a steady stream of invaluable information about cakes and foot wear and grooming habits. I am fortunate enough to know what the people really want to know… hold onto your derbys, folks… Cinderella is about to get her pumpkin on. Will Kate’s wedding dress train cause a ruptured disk in her back? Will William trip over his royal clodhoppers? Just about an hour left before the suspense will be over!!!
I really do think this couple is a darling couple and I wish them the best of luck in their kingdom of happily ever after with their gold-encrusted cereal bowls (do important people eat cereal) and their silver-plated riding knickers… but I’m ready for some different coverage… perhaps about more important things like Charlie Sheen and his house of broads or OJ Simpson… what the heck ever happened to him? I never see his charming face on my TV screen anymore… oh, they don’t have cameras in Prison? I beg to differ… ask my cellmate Big Bertha… she knows… and if you don’t believe her, you best not be too attached to your nostril shape.
Since my binoculars don’t see past the end of my nose… in other news… product review time! These muffins are my new addiction (when I say new… I really mean about 6 months). I can’t even stand how delicious they are and all it took to make them was to unwrap a wrapper and pop the sucker in the microwave for 15 seconds. Voila… warm, delicious, gooey, blueberry goodness with FIBER!! Fiber is good for your intestines… Oprah said so and when Oprah speaks, people need to get to listening.
Fiber One blueberry muffins… in the freezer section by the breakfast foods. Sure, you could probably make a batch of muffins for less than you could buy these, but unfortunately I failed my June Cleaver Apron Wearing class in college… plus, did I mention these babies have FIBER!? Because they do. Imagine that. They also come in a delectable banana chocolate chip flavor, but I am more in love with the blueberry… I KNOW… SHOCKING… chocolate and I go for the other one! For the calorizing folks, the info (per ONE muffin… not all 4 in the package, unfortunately):
Calories: 180 Fat: 4 Fiber: 7
Hopefully June Cleaver or Marcia Brady will show up on my doorstep here soon and I’ll find my inner don’t go burning the muffins mojo… until then, I’ll eat these babies on occasion. I only burnt them that one time I accidentally set the microwave timer for 15 minutes instead of 15 seconds… but pretty sure that was microwave error.
Happy Friday everyone! Have a splended weekend and make sure you do something fun for me! See you all back here on Monday… bright and bushy tailed! Thanks for all the sweet comments and support!
Question of the Day: Did you watch the royal wedding? What did you think? Also, which flavor of muffin flips your dress in the air?