So, I’m not sure what it is… maybe it’s the new tuna fish-flavored body spray I been wearing lately OR, and this might be the kicker… the fact that I’ve taken to catching and eating dead rodents for dinner… Mouse Souffle is like HEAVENLY! Whatever it is, it seems that the number of cats that live in my vicinity has multiplied by 3 in the span of a few weeks. I’ve mentioned several times on here that I ain’t an animal person… save for my sweet little 22-year-old geezer cat… and I doubt that will ever change due to the fact that I am the biggest germ-a-phobe known to man!
The first new visitor just decided to hang out underneath the deck, only to surface every time food is put out. He’s definitely a feral cat (won’t let any human touch him), but takes to sitting underneath the deck all day and all night, meowing (let’s face it… obviously the dude has not been “fixed” and is severely horny… for lack of a better word). MAJOR annoyingness… and the boy ain’t starving either… this is one fat cat… if he’d let me write him up a weekly food and exercise routine, the thing could lose a few pounds. The only way to get rid of him would be to trap him and then send him off with Animal Control to inevitably be euthanized. Even if I’m not an animal fan, I’m also not a fan of euthanizing so can’t get my mind to that point… stupid tender heart!
Next visitor showed up on Saturday morning. I’m not sure if she wandered away from the litter and couldn’t find her way back or some person didn’t know what to do with her, so dropped her off in the yard and hoped we’d take care of it. This one is a bitty kitty and it’s a cute little thing (albeit kind of annoying with her constant high-pitched meowing and love of trying to race into the house every time we open the door), but I also know I won’t be keeping her either. I’m not ready for it and don’t want the responsibility of another kitty. Taking care of geezer cat with her twice-a-day medicine regimen is work enough for a nonanimal person.
So, consider this post an advertisement. If you know of someone who is missing a little grey and white striped kitten, we have it and will be overjoyed to return her. If she does not have an owner who is searching for her… who wants a kitty? She purrs up a storm, is a friendly little thing, and let’s you hold her upside down with no muss or fuss… a ragdoll, if you will. A perfect addition to your fam-damly! I don’t know if she’s box trained or what since she’s stayed out in the garage both days she’s been here, but free cute kitty cat… first come, first serve!!
Question of the Day: Do you need a kitty or know of someone who wants one? 😛 Sue me, I’m being a salesman! Do you like animals? Why or why not?
I asked her what her name was, but apparently she doesn’t speak person… so, I’ll let you name her. Come on… you know you want her!