Also, as an addendum… rules are made to be broken, so let’s make us some vacation rules just so I have the opportunity to go all rebellious and crap. Yes, I refer to myself as us all the time… trying to include all of my multiple personalities. As was mentioned briefly in Friday’s post, I will be haunting the East part of the United States starting tomorrow (Tuesday) for a week… so this blog will be on hiatus for the next year or two (LOL). In the meantime, y’all won’t be brainwashed by all of my high-faluting mumbo jumbo!
East part of the United States… I’ve seen your weather forecast and it seems that you will be greeting me with rain and more rain on a daily basis… let’s get a few things straight… I have blender hair… I also have a balance issue and and I’m pretty sure I melt at the mention of liquid falling from the skies… kind of like the Wicked Witch of the West, except without green pointy noses… so, if you could find it in your heart to keep the rainstorms to a minimum, I’ll be sure to keep my form of odd behavior shoved in my duffle bag.
What was I talking about in this post? Oh yes… Whitney’s vacationing calorizing rules:
1. Be conscientious. I am not going to log my calories on MyFitnessPal during the next week… just not gonna do it. But, I tell you what I am going to do is try to be smart about what I’m eating. This won’t be a free for all, eat everything in sight and if there’s nothing within a 10-foot radius, my shoes should taste great dipped in a mud puddle. What does being conscientious mean? Basically the same thing it means here at home… it’s a lifestyle. So, indulge every so often, eat vegetables, and limit the fried food… As for my liquid intake… I hear they have a great bar system… liquor stores on every corner. JOKES! I plan on buying me one of those little foam coolers and a case of bottled waters to put in the trunk of the rental car. Bring it on, hydration!
2. I’m not planning on going all gung ho on the exercisation strictness… but I do plan to do a bunch of hoofing it (I’m sending vibes down to my feet… plantar fasciae… behave yourselves!) On the days where there is more sitting going on, then I’ll check out the hotel facilities for a quick exersauce jaunt… must keep in the habit. Plus, maybe then I’ll be distracted from the lice on the hotel sheets… KNOCK ON WOOD!
I do plan to indulge every once in a while… vacation only happens once every 10 years if your name is Whitney. I have been practicing this weekend leading up to it… anxiety snacking seems to be my specialty, unfortunately. Stupid mouth that isn’t wired shut. I shall expect a gain upon returning from my little jaunt… but that will just mean I know it was a successful trip! 😛 Have a great next few weeks, friends. Take care and make sure you make me some 75-degree weather for when I get back next week! I’m gonna need it to dry out from the rainstorms and clam chowda bathing!