END OF STORY!!!! How’s about that for a title. Y’alls families will think you’re reading a nastee site. Nope… just me over here… mostly rated PG Whitney and her magical dictionary of made-up words. What the crimeny puffs am I referring to? The next day on The List that I’m currently trying to catch up with. Day number next told me to look at myself nekked in a mirror and name 5 things I liked. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Neverending OLs! You can just take my word for the fact that looking at myself in the mirror nekked will not help anything, and will most definitely wreak havoc on the global warming epidemic whilst I’m raging against the machine (that’s a band too… ironical!) NOPE… nekked mirrors are out!!!
Moving on to the next ones on the list.
Drink a glass of cold water and stay completely still to feel how it travels through your body.
So, now I have brain freeze and am pretty sure I slipped a disk in my neck due to the fact that I whipped it weirdly whilst trying to get the full glass of cold water down the gullet. Give me a minute while I stick my head in the microwave on defrost. Now my toes are cold and my cankles have no earthly idea what just hit them. Jackfrost. You’ll get used to it fellars. It’s kind of like winter, except with less snow and more water retention.
Make a grocery list comprising of 50% new foods.
Wow… this was harder than I thought it would be because every time I went to write a new food down, I immediately reverted back to that 5-year-old self who was scooping brussel sprouts into her napkin to make it look like she’d eaten more. I did buy me a new fruit at the grocery store on Saturday… a pomegranate. I’d never eaten pomegranate before and I have no idea what constitutes a ripe pomegranate, but I bought me one and I plan on eating it this week sometime… like it or not! I’m pretty sure you don’t eat the skin… thanks for the information, Google!
Question of the Day: Have you eaten pomegranate before? How do you pick a ripe one and do you eat it with anything or just plain?
Anyone wanna wager how long it’s going to take them to finish the parking lot project they’ve got going on around the tabernacle? I’m guessing June 2nd, 2025… just because I like the month of June and 2025 is a pretty number.