I might go insane! Okay… who am I kidding… I done gone insane years ago, but this insanity is a special kind reserved for the dagnabbed Wii Zumba music that refuses to stop playing in a never-ending loop in my noggin!!!!!!!! I don’t even understand the words (they are in Spanish) and yet I don’t care… I just make up my own words and sing them to the annoying Zumba tune!! Not even trying to replace the tune with that one annoying Barney the Purple Dinosaur song did the trick! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!
Meanwhile… back in the land of gumdrops and lollipops… I’ve been seeing this picture posted on Facebook a lot lately. A quick Google search shows that it has been around since at least 2009… and Snopes.com is not even sure if it’s a fluke or not… so I’m taking it as gospel. Apparently, in the state of California all McDonald’s are required by law to have this warning posted in their store:
Puh-LEASE!!!!! Like anyone who willingly eats at McDonald’s is going to read this sign… and if by chance they do read this sign, how many flim flammed people are going to be like… Well, gee… now that I know this information, I best head to Subway!
Whitney done kept Mickey Ds in business for YEARS… YEARS! I’d eat there several times a week… along with Burger King and Wendy’s and any place with lard sauce and acrylamide apparently. When I became vegetarian 2-1/2 years ago, I stopped going to Acrylamide King and it’s cohorts for a while. Now, on a rare occasion I’ll stop and have a french fry or an egg and cheese McMuffin… but hamburgers have not crossed these lips for 2-1/2 years. I don’t miss them. At one point in my life I would eat 5 or 6 hamburgers a day… just to see how fast I could kill myself off, I guess. So, going from that to literally not having had one in years is something I never thought I’d be able to do. Consider it done. The mind is a powerful thing… and when I make up my mind to do something… by golly, I’m gonna do it… come hell or high water!
The sign they really need to be putting on their counters at McDonald’s (and other acrylamide factories): Our Food is DAGNABBED ADDICTING!!!! And will make you fat in the blink of an eyeball… especially if you eat 6 Big Macs a day!
Question of the Day: Would a sign like this stop you from eating french fries/fried spudtatoes?