Last night, my Internet was just hijacked by the people who brought you Spam… and pink hamburger slime. The people of planet Volderhorn have been notified and they plan on doing something about it… right after they finish watching the documentary: Hot Dogs… Are They Really Dogs?
Translation: My Internet was down last night as I was trying to get on to type my blog post, thus the lamest blog post in the history of all things blogs. I may or may not have fallen asleep waiting for the Internet to turn back on. It must have been busy… what with all the political scandals it has to keep up with.
Happy Thursdee, Gremlins… you deserve to smile today… so how about doing it!
PS – FYI… it’s possible to burn the roof of your mouth, insides of your cheeks and tongue on a microwaved egg white. I’m not saying it happened to me, I’m just saying it’s possible. Just like it’s possible to spend the rest of your life in prison after removing a mattress tag. I’m not saying that happened to me either, officer. Nothing to see here folks… moving on.
PPS… Any tips on how to soothe the inside of a burned mouth? I’m not saying I, myself, need the tips… I’m asking in advance of the next political scandal involving an egg white.
PPPS… Gadfrey, my mouth hurts… unrelated to any of the above-mentioned egg white hoopla.
PPPPPSSSSSS… Did I mention I had an egg white for breakfast the other day?