Friday night late, I came across an article about a new flavor of pizza that Pizza Hut in the UK was unveiling. Y’all folks in the US may need to think about taking a trip across the ocean just to get in on this exclusive new flavor because I hear the US is not planning on unveiling it any time soon? Why the crimeny puffs not US? We’re frying butter on a stick for crying outloud… don’t pretend we’re all healthy wealthy about life now. What is this new flavor of pizza? Pizza with a hot dog-stuffed crust… because 2 artery clogging specimens are better than one!
So, basically all of Wilbur’s relations were involved in the making of these pizzas… his pepperoni friends AND his dog friends… or is that China? If you’re craving a hot dog and a piece of pizza at the ballpark and you just can’t decide which one… heck friends… they have a solution for you! I’m holding out until they come out with deep fried cotton candy. It’s only a matter of time, my peeps! The sad thing about this is after I read the article on Friday night, I had this craving for pizza. So, I went and had some on Saturday night. This picture should have done the exact opposite! Ain’t nothing wrong with a piece of pizza or a hot dog now and then… that’s my motto… but there may be something wrong with eating both at the same time.
Take this invention for example…
That there would be a fried and glazed donut hamburger with bacon, cheese, egg, etc., etc., etc. Guess how many calories are in this thing? I don’t think you will even come close. 1500 freaking calories for ONE donut burger… ONE! That’s like my whole day’s worth of calories and I haven’t even eaten the french fries yet. I ain’t going to lie… it probably tastes heavenly… but at this point in my lifestyle modification, I couldn’t even get to the point where I’d entertain eating that thing… even on a binge-ish day. I guess that’s progress if there ever was any!
If you’re a curious sucker… check out this link for even more disgusting food inventions… like some dude decided it would be a great idea to invent deep fried Kool-Aid balls. Firstly… what is your problem… secondly… seriously?
Question of the Day: What’s the grossest food invention that you’ve tried?