Short and sweet tonight since I’ve been sitting here for 2 hours typing and erasing the same 2 sentences… empty brain syndrome… it’s real y’all. I’m having a fundraiser for the sufferers of empty brain syndrome. Basically, you can forget to come and forget to donate and it would be just as acceptable as remembering. I’ll most likely forget to host the fundraiser and then forget I left the stove on… yet again! Don’t be surprised if one of these days y’all see me flying through the air after having been blown out the roof of my house via gas stove leak explosion. All in the name of science, Einstein.
Another scientific conundrum… the other day a car full of gaggling teenagers somehow managed to run the fence into the field across the street. It’s not winter, so the roads weren’t slick… it wasn’t raining, so the car wasn’t hit by lightening… and the car did not malfunction since the driver was allowed to drive the car away after the policemen assessed the situation. The only other possibility… she was swerving to miss Justin Bieber in the middle of the road and/or something about a cell phone… just a guess.
Moral of the story: Distractions rarely ever turn out to be a good idea. On this journey, pay attention, forge ahead, and for goodness sakes, keep your paws off Bieber Fever!!!
Question of the day: Do you consider yourself easily distracted?