Memorial Day weekend… most importantly, a time to remember the brave and selfless folk who fought for our country and lost their lives so we could have our freedom. Also, the unofficial kick off to summer… if your summer includes cold, rain, hail, and more cold. I’ve always said that the reason Memorial Day weekend always has such crappy weather is because God is weeping for those who died too soon. The weather may not have been ideal, but there were plenty of other things to do… like…
Sleep… note: this is an unauthorized picture and Lindsay will most likely murder me in my sleep… if that’s the case, can y’all get my story on 48 Hours: Mystery… lifelong dream at hand.
Play games… it’s pretty sad when a 6- and 4-year-old can smoke me at pretty much any game that doesn’t require being tall to win.
Have a fashion show wearing Madre’s muumuus… don’t Jen-Jen look dee-vine?
Hang out with adoradable 2-1/2-month-old baby, Cruz. I told Jen, I wouldn’t post any of the bajillion and a half pictures I took of the cute little guy on the interweb and I’m a gal of my word… so instead I’ve taken the liberty to draw an exact replica of me holding baby Cruz… FYI: the arms and legs to torso ratio are accurate and to scale… plus as you can plainly see I’m having a mah-velous hair day… Move over, Picasso! For serious!
Go to a fancy schmancy restaurant and eat things cooked in wine and decorated with weird sculpturey thing-a-majigs sticking out of them. Hi… I just came from Mayberry… durrrr… This was also the point where Lindsay proceeded to embarrass the poor young waiter dude by asking him if we could have a box so that Jen could go and breast feed. Y’all should have seen the poor dude’s face. He was all like, shutupshutupshutupshutup! It was only after the fact that Lindser decided that may have been TMI for such a young’un… he must not read Time magazine. There you go, waiter dude… next time bring a notebook and we’ll go over the topic of PMS and woman hormone hoarding time. You’re gonna LOVE it!
Question of the Day: What did you do for Memorial Day weekend? How was the weather? 😛