Top 10 Reasons I Cannot Write a Post Tonight:
10 – The word starts with an L and ends with a Y and I’m pretty sure there is probably an A and Z somewhere in the middle of those.
9 – For the love of gambling, Union Rags took the Belmont Stakes by a nose hair!!!!! (FYI: I have never in my lifetime been into the horse races, but for some unforeseen reason I sat on my couch and stared at that sucker for like 30 minutes on Saturday… most likely drooling… no… I take that back… for SURE drooling… but most likely foaming at the mouth.)
8 – I burnt my dagnabbed arm on the dagnabbed oven door whilst making my dagnabbed sugarless muffins tonight… Dagnabbed thing. If you’re going to make an oven door, it needs to be heat proof… errr… child proof? Whitney proof? Whatever it is… it needs to dagnabbed be one of those things!
7 – Did I mention that one L word that ends with a Y?
6 – If I did write a post, it would most likely consist of these words: Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon… since I have that wonderful (insert sarcasm) song from the 80s jabbing at the back of my eye sockets like a dulled rusted out knife. Boy George… is that you?
5- My tooth hurts… time to call Clear Choice dental implants for all my implanting dental needs!
4 – Union Rags is not a name (see #9)… it’s like clothing the union people wear. I’d name him something like Mr. Ed or Fluffy (IRONY IS HILARIOUS) or Wins the Race By A Nose Hair. Union Rags my rear pancreas.
3 – No, I have not had any more caffeine since Thursdee night… why do you ask?
2 – I just sat and stared at my computer screen for 15 minutes thinking of what #2 should be… there… there’s your #2.
1 – I can’t remember which day is which day… that’s what happens to me every time I work the week and the weekend… the days just all blur together into one gigantic MEGA DAY!!!!!!! They should make a day named that… that’s a cool-sounding day, right there!!
Question of the Day: How was your weekend? Did you do anything fun?