I have been having more germ-a-phobe meltdowns than usual this past week. Yes, issue number 2432242423HCG422r23rEIEIO on my list of things to work on. Chill out… I’m on issue #1 still! So, anyway… meltdowns… and it ain’t a pretty picture when I meltdown. I like living in my brain space where everyone washes their hands for at least the whole verse of Happy Birthday under warm water with antibacterial soap… the one where everyone is like me and wipes down the toilet and sink with Lysol after every use. Of course no one is like me… it would be stoop-id! And the world would be full of padded rooms filled with chics wearing strait jackets and nawing on Pine Sol bottles. So, I try to not let most things get to me too much… but then I go and hear interviews/read articles like this and immediately walk around Lysoling everything for 2 hours. That link will take you to an article where both Olympic medalists’ Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps admit that all swimmers pee in the pool regularly. So, you know that tri-athlon I’ve been trying to train for this whole summer. Um… nevermind! I’ll make it a duathlon. It’s not like I didn’t know subconsciously that people use the restroom whilst in the public pool… I was just trying to live in the brain space where everyone was classy and decent and used the proper receptacles for such things. They both went down approximately 8 billion classy points in my eyeballs. Maybe next time fellas, you could keep that stuff on the downlow… save the padded room strait jacket chic at least 2 hours of Lysoling time! 😛
In honor of germ-a-phobeness… here’s a list of my favorite hygiene/cleanly products… sue me… it makes me feel better! 😛
Toothpaste: Crest… Crestfully clean… you’re not fully clean unless you’re Crestfully clean (oh wait… wrong product). I used to have a favorite favorite flavor of Crest, but I can never find it anymore. Now I’m just wandering around aimlessly in the Crest section.
Body Wash: Softsoap… Caress is so Caressive it makes me break out into hives. Totally allergic to the bee pee they have going on up in that there ingredient list. I’m actually allergic to a bunch of different body wash products… but Softsoap wins the nonallergic battle… KNOCK ON WOOD!
Bar Soap: Dove!!
Facewash: I’m a Cetaphil girl.
Hand soap: Bath and Body Works… forever and ever AMEN! It’s embarrassing how many times I restock my hand soap shelf!
Detergent: Tide for smell… All for price… and All wins out because I’m a cheap wad!
Deodorant: Secret, yo! Either Spring Breeze, Shower Fresh, or Sheer Clean flavors.
Toilet Bowl Cleaner: Lysol or Clorox. Must have bleach included.
Bathroom Cleaner: Spray versions of Comet or Lysol.
Y’all… if you need me I’ll just be in the corner scrubbing the grout from the carpet fibers with a toothbrush… that is if I can get out of my strait jacket first! Oh, and swimmer people… a few wise words from my childhood swimming hole: I don’t swim in your toilet, so please don’t pee in my pool!
Question of the Day: Which hygienic brands are your favorites?