I’m feeling pretty weak sauce lately… what in the sam hill beans does weak sauce mean? Not sure… but I do know I feel weak sauce. I think weak sauce means total lack of self control in every aspect of one’s life. Get a hold of that sauce, weakling! It’s like the effort is too much to think about, so I don’t think about it. Get what I mean, Merle!? No? Good. Did they ever invent a horse muzzle for a human being? Because I feel like that’s an infommercial I could really get into right about now.
Also, whatever you do… WHATEVER you do, do not start playing the game on Facebook called Kitchen Scramble. I’ve just deleted it for the 55th time because I was so addicted to mindless kitchen scrambling that I started paying actual money to get more lives so I could kitchen scramble longer and longer into the night and ignore my homework and my thoughts and the fact that this is the stupidest game in the history of stupid games, so how stupid does that make me that I’m paying actual money for stupid things? Addictive personalities are for the birds, yo!
In other news, George Clooney is engaged. Adjust your barometers accordingly.
PS – I won’t be posting next Monday as I’ll be out of town at a friend’s wedding in Illinois (what up, Peepster!?) I will be waving at all of the friends in surrounding states while I’m there, though. You will be grateful I don’t know y’alls addresses. Weak Sauce Kitchen Scramble chic is not a great house guest!